May 15

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The Plutons have always hated The Neptunians. They have been at war for centuries. The Plutons, not the Neptunians. The Plutons have always been good at offence, but the Neptunians have an impenetrable defense. They tend to be fairly peaceful so they don't really care for fighting. Lately the Plutons have started another battle with the defenses around Saturn. They launched a large amount of asteroids towards Saturn. Not a single asteroid breached their shields. A few asteroids had to be deflected from hitting their own planet. Many lives were lost. The Plutons asked us to make an article to honor their fallen comrades that were killed by the Neptunians. You will be missed.

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Hungry...

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May 18

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The Saturnans have joined the war. We're not entirely sure who's side their on as they seem to be attacking both sides. I managed to get a short interview with General Jigge. My question about the the reason why they were attacking was answered with "the war was getting way too loud and annoying. Small pieces of rock kept hitting our shields. Honestly, those Plutons are idiots." Before Jigge headed off to rejoin the fighting. 

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Want Peanut Butter...