Underworldly News

By: Ru's News Resident Enigma

6/10/2020  6:28 am—Recently, A new ice cream shop opened. It's a demon only establishment. No angels or living souls can enter. The AC is in perfect condition, considering that it's never used. Luckily, the ice cream is unmeltable. I mean you can't melt something that's already melted. The only sad thing is that, when I went for some ice cream they didn't have any cones. I mean can't a higafiyhgagjafgjgffjkhakfhjfkhskfhhfuiyhsgsfuryuygoughjjjjjjjujjkgdafjghshkhsafsdfsuewjgfskjfhskfhakkssdjokhkdlnjdljjlkjhljhldjlkjjdkhjf    get some nice old ice cream with a cone down there? Honestly.