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The Secret Life of Cheese
By Ru's News Chief Editor
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         I was walking down the street one spring morning, and I saw this block of pepper jack cheese. I didn't think much of it, but then I saw different flavors just popping out of the ground! I was so surprised I almost fell over.​ I was even more surprised when they started to talk. The pepper jack cheese said to the world, "Spring is here!" in a tiny little squeaky voice. After I heard this fear-inducing, a bunch of different types of Cheeses started to pop up out of the ground. As soon as I started to move, the Cheeses noticed me. A Sharp Cheddar cheese said, "He's seen too much.", this one had a deadpan expression, and a thirst for blood, and I know that because they started to run towards me menacingly (as fast as Cheese can even run), and he pulled up a butter knife next to the hole he emerged from. I ran away when i saw them start to go towards me as an angry mob. Before I got away, I got a few different pictures of these cheeses.

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