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Lanterns

             I bet you all just love rainbows, but did you know that rainbows were made with an actual purpose? Rainbows were made to be distress signals from leprechauns, but just between you and me they're not very good at it. their signal curves because of gravity, and it usually doesn't reach very far. Leprechauns are very clumsy and they always get themselves in very diverse and weird situations so they made colorful distress signals for different situations. the different colors all mean different things, so keep these things in mind for future reference. Red means that they have been poisoned, or that they're very ill, and need to immediately be tended to. Orange means that they can't move very well, or stuff like having a broken bone. Yellow means that there is a clown at their house and they don't know what to do with it, and you'd be surprised at how often this happens. Green means that they have been mugged by people who are taller than they are, and that they have been captured for ransom. Blue means that they are having emotional problems, and there are no certified best friends or therapists near them. Purple means that their home is being flooded, and they need help immediately. so now if you see a rainbow, go and help that leprechaun, but please note that leprechauns can be any size below three feet, so please do not step on their homes!

Rainbow Distress Signal

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